You may think we’ve harnessed electricity but don’t be
fooled by its compliance, it’s merely an angry beast straining at its leash,
longing to be free.
If you’ve stood watching
for the crackle-flash of its untamed brother, then counted and listened for the
rumble, you’ll know what I mean when I say, the effect of that wild, white-blue,
flicker of unmatched brightness is terrifyingly exciting.
Muted by clouds rolling across the air, it might expand
into arc-light and tint the earth below, or casually hurl jagged blades, bright
as electric spears, down from the shadowy sky. In either form, such lightning
hints of voltage, caught up in brilliant crystalline shards of molten heat, driven
by fierce winds of ether.
How can you not be fascinated by such power?
Yet, those hoping to capture its vitality should know this
is still a tamer breed. Sheet or forked it’s both the same, just happening on mismatched
sides of clouds.
Me, I hunt the rainbowed spheres of netted power generated
by massive thunderstorms.
Some call them ball lightning, foo fighters, or St Elmo’s
fire, but they are, in reality, those, elusive, children of electric that float
in fickle, fuzzy, gemstones of rotating energy.
They follow no path, break all the rules and are
tantalizing in their omnipotence.
The small, pea-sized, ones that sometimes tumble down a
chimney or slip through a window and mesmerise you, are easy to bottle.
I have shelves filled with over a hundred, incandescent,
flasks of them.
The fist-sized variations of dappled orange need more
careful handling and of course are better stored in barrels.
Although both varieties have been known to pop inside their
containers, like over stimulated champagne, they are generally safe to handle, but
the rarer, larger, ones, those as big as your head, well they’re trickier to
deal with.
I know because I’ve
been teased, taunted, scorched and beaten backward by their touch, several
times, when I’ve encountered them.
Their danger crackles hungrily, tingling the senses, luring
you with beauty and calling to you with seductively singed tones. They seek to
prickle your skin with hot fingers and can lift your hair with static or just
as easily blacken your flesh and send you into oblivion.
Such treasures are gloriously flashing balls of fettered
fire, shining with yellow filaments, or sparking red teardrops of flame. They
are able to float and hang as potent orbs, or dart and hover like fat
dragonflies, trailing a sulphurous tang of electrical power. Explosive, and naturally resonant, with
unbridled crack-snap heat, they can burn wood, bend metal, dance through pylons
and devour the power lines of their more subdued sibling.
I have learned, for these priceless beauties, you must counteract
their primal force with a mossy earth-lined cage of filigreed and charm cast
stone.
You also need nerves of ice, a steady hand and, please
excuse the pun, lightning reflexes.